Life is complicated. Me, I take it easy.
Oceans are rising, species are dying,
people keep fighting, oil is frying.
What do I do? Nothing. I’m Bill.
You see, I take my time.
Especially in the resto, pouring ketchup on fries.
The fries, I say, they tell me no lies.
People ask, Dude, are you crazy?
I say, “Not crazy. I’m Bill.”